Where the bloody hell are you?

The campaign to attract overseas visitors to Aus - particularly aimed at the Japanese and Brits - isn't working. Slogan - "Where the bloody hell are you?"
Hmmm, what a surpirse!

We thought that staying in Perth the lost in translation stories would be over, but oh no! Ash went to the pharmacy and asked for a sea salt water nasal spray. "No, mate, sorry, don't sell that here" After a bit more questionning they suggested "We've got this saline spray..."

Vodafone instruction manual - "Step 1: Stick the sim card in your phone."